Bananas
My birthday came, my birthday went. It was nice. But, as per usual, 364 days of social irrelevance shall pass. And that is just fine with me.
Milk
The only thing I ever feel like drinking is milk, which bums me out because I want to drink other things and have some variety. But then I don’t care because milk is so damn delicious.
It’s Been a Long, Long, Long Time…
It has been quite a while since I last posted, but let’s face it, everything I have said thus far has essentially been worthless garbage. So, I am going to drop some awesome knowledge before I revert back to not posting/stupid shit. Here goes…
I have decided to share my thoughts about the way one should live his or her life. It isn’t anything original, or especially mind blowing, but something everybody should know. Be happy. That’s it. That’s all. Let’s face it, you only have one life to live. So, if you aren’t happy most of the time, you are either living incorrectly, or you are a poor starving child in Africa. If you are miserable and unhappy all the time, you should just crawl into a hole and never come out, because that is about how much you are contributing to the advancement of people. Zero.
I will leave you with some lyrics from a fine song. “We’re always happy, life’s for living, yeah that’s our philosophy.”
Just Terrible
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Before I start I am just going to apologize for the the angry, mean tone of this post because those are things I try to stay away from but sometimes it becomes necessary to be angry. Also, parts of this will be very outdated and it will probably be quite long. Now, I will also just say that it is nice that Representative Giffords is doing better and that my metaphorical heart goes out to all those affected by the tragedy in Tucson, even though they will never see this. Let us begin. Sarah Fucking Palin. What is wrong her. Can she not get it through her tiny walnut brain that it is not acceptable to put targets on politicians she disagrees with. Yes, it probably didn’t affect Loughner but c’mon. Just because you like to shoot helpless wolves out of a helicopter, doesn’t mean you can “hunt” politicians. You act as though you are in some war against democrats and must eliminate them all. Well fuck you. It’s not a goddamn war and you aren’t trying to kill people. It wouldn’t be so bad if nobody listened to your stupid ass but people fall for your enormous pile of bullshit hook line and sinker (fishing expression I don’t fully understand but will still use). Why don’t you just go back to Alaska where you can be a terrible mayor or a failed, quitting governor. Now, I don’t really want to put you in with murderers and other heinous criminals but you are basically the scum of the earth. And you might be the stupidest person in America. Africa is a continent dumbass.
On the topic of horrible people I must talk about the Westboro Baptist Church. Picketing a 9-year-old’s funeral. Could you be any more horrible. I don’t understand what is wrong with your brains that you think spreading your hate in an attempt to disturb people in their moment of greatest pain is ok. You are probably the single most awful group of people in this country, unless there is some sort of league of serial killers. Also, you call yourselves christians. I call you ignorant fools who use the bible to spread your bullshit. I don’t much like christianity, or religion for that matter, but the vast majority of christians put you to shame. You are there right with the child molesting priests. I also am not really one to believe in hell, but I would like there to be a hell just so that you assholes can rot there for eternity.
Head in the Clouds
I often wonder what is like to be tall. Not even all that tall but like 5’ 11” or something. I’m curious as to how the world looks at such a height. It would also be nice to not always be so fucking short. fuck. Although, there are some advantages to being short like ample leg room and basically nothing else. I really only want another few inches. (sigh) A boy can dream.
Dumb Feelings
So, lately I’ve been having feelings. Which is weird. They are very stupid ones that I didn’t even know really existed. However, I don’t want to have such feelings and although I think about them logically and realize they are incredibly stupid and mostly terrible, they still creep into my head. Also brain, I feel you suck. (Just like what Vaughn feels about Britta. I’m getting rid of Britta, I’m getting rid of the B. It’s so catchy.)
In Another World
I am going to go ahead and make the assumption that there are an infinite number of parallel universes. This means that there is a version of me that doesn’t have a blog. Man, this version of me is much cooler. It also means though that there is a version of you that isn’t reading this blog. He or she is probably much cooler than you.
Happy New Year
Well, 2010, colloquially called the year of David, has officially come to an end. At least in central standard time. It has been a phenomenal year for me and the best in a long time. I graduated from Whitefish Bay High School and completed a successful semester of college, both of which I didn’t think were going to happen a few years ago. Now, the difference between 2010 and other good years is that it ends with prospects for continued success. So, we’ll have to see what adventures 2011 brings. Happy New Year everybody and may it be a good one for all. (and all for one) hee hee hee
This is my favorite youtube video. It’s not David after dentist or charlie bit my finger or bed intruder or even llamas with hats. No, it is The Beatles performing I’m Down at Shea Stadium in 1965. This particular one is my favorite because you get to see the young Beatles playing with a passion and joy, which makes it fun to watch. Paul and John’s showmanship was just amazing. But that’s what The Beatles were.
