January 2012
2 posts
Bananas
My birthday came, my birthday went. It was nice. But, as per usual, 364 days of social irrelevance shall pass. And that is just fine with me.
Milk
The only thing I ever feel like drinking is milk, which bums me out because I want to drink other things and have some variety. But then I don’t care because milk is so damn delicious.
March 2011
1 post
It's Been a Long, Long, Long Time...
It has been quite a while since I last posted, but let’s face it, everything I have said thus far has essentially been worthless garbage. So, I am going to drop some awesome knowledge before I revert back to not posting/stupid shit. Here goes…
I have decided to share my thoughts about the way one should live his or her life. It isn’t anything original, or especially mind...
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
5 posts
Just Terrible
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Before I start I am just going to apologize for the the angry, mean tone of this post because those are things I try to stay away from but sometimes it becomes necessary to be angry. Also, parts of this will be very outdated and it will probably be quite long. Now, I will also...
Head in the Clouds
I often wonder what is like to be tall. Not even all that tall but like 5’ 11” or something. I’m curious as to how the world looks at such a height. It would also be nice to not always be so fucking short. fuck. Although, there are some advantages to being short like ample leg room and basically nothing else. I really only want another few inches. (sigh) A boy can dream.
Dumb Feelings
So, lately I’ve been having feelings. Which is weird. They are very stupid ones that I didn’t even know really existed. However, I don’t want to have such feelings and although I think about them logically and realize they are incredibly stupid and mostly terrible, they still creep into my head. Also brain, I feel you suck. (Just like what Vaughn feels about Britta. I’m...
In Another World
I am going to go ahead and make the assumption that there are an infinite number of parallel universes. This means that there is a version of me that doesn’t have a blog. Man, this version of me is much cooler. It also means though that there is a version of you that isn’t reading this blog. He or she is probably much cooler than you.
Happy New Year
Well, 2010, colloquially called the year of David, has officially come to an end. At least in central standard time. It has been a phenomenal year for me and the best in a long time. I graduated from Whitefish Bay High School and completed a successful semester of college, both of which I didn’t think were going to happen a few years ago. Now, the difference between 2010 and other good years...
December 2010
5 posts
“www.poptropica.com It’s for serious gamers.”
– cousin Abby Williams
In the beginning...
So I’m going to be a loser and say this is my first post. I’m sure the people that might decide to follow me will find this wonderful thing to be boring and uninteresting but I care not. Now I am going to write mostly worthless information just because I can:
So, the first semester of my freshman year of college at the stupendous University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee has come to a...